A Wife's Duty
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup , the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress . If you don't do the following , your husband will surely die...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant , and make sure he is in a good mood . For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores , as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse . And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim . If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" She replied, "You're going to die"!
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I like this joke very much! So funny!
Maggie from KMT-TV
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This really got me to think. Those cooking and household chores are definitely not the wife's duty. The whole family should share.
I guess that the author of this joke must be a Chinese man. Most of the Chinese men ask their wives can do these chores. They should ask themselves more.
Bethany.
I like the joke so much. Now I'm curious how much money this wife can get from insurance company?
Hey Hey!!
I heard this joke before, and I thought that husband must pay to the doctor to say so. He...he....and the smart wife just eye for eye.
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