英文老師出了一道難題
英文老師出了一道難題....真精彩的解答..... 有一個英文老師出了一道這樣的難題，題目是這樣子的：____ is better than the god.____ is worse than the evil.if you eat ____,you will die.(以上三個空格必須是同一個字)但，沒有人答的出來！結果......有一個數學老師用數學的方法解出來了：解：設 上帝之善是＋∞ 惡魔之惡是－∞ 令 所求為x 則 x＞＋∞ 且 x＜－∞ ∴ x屬於空集合 ∴ x=nothinganswer :nothing is better than the god. （沒有什麼比上帝更好。）nothing is worse than the evil. (也沒有什麼比惡魔更壞。）if you eat nothing, you will die （如果你什麼也沒有吃，那麼你就會死!)
2007年8月18日 星期六
2007年8月14日 星期二
Picking on a tardy student
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.
Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture.
Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.
"And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?" the professor asked.
"I don't know," the student said.
"Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know," said the professor.
"That's not true," the student replied. "I never pay attention anyway!"
2007年8月11日 星期六
Day Lily in 六十石山
Day Lily in 六十石山
Day Lily in 六十石山
台東My friends and me traveled in 六十石山of台東 on 16th Sepetember last year. We were touched by the scenery of Day Lily. And~~~We will travel in 台東 again because the scenery of Day Lily is really very beautiful.
From August to September is the season of the Day Lily.If you have time, you could travel in 六十石山of台東 this summer.
p.s
You could not only visit 六十石山 but also eat the fired Day Lily.~^^~
2007年8月10日 星期五
2007年『大溪文藝季』將於8/4~8/19熱鬧開鑼
大溪文藝季的活動除了有傳統的關聖帝君壽誕慶祝活動 傳統民俗技藝-陀螺表演
還有明華園公演的活動 有浪漫的古蹟婚禮 黃包車遊街
今年還特別請到目前當紅的星光幫來助陣 讓今年的七夕 更添增一分光芒
希望屆時 有空的朋友能來大溪走走 看看 感受一下 浪漫的七夕 情人 氣氛
一起來尋覓 古鎮風華濃情蜜意
2007年『大溪文藝季』將於8/4~8/19熱鬧開鑼，除了有本鎮年度節慶「關聖帝君誕辰」
祝壽踩街活動外－今年本鎮更傾全力辦理明華園公演、古鎮風華展、古蹟婚禮體驗
黃包車老街浪漫遊等各項活動，
8/19「七夕傳情晚會」上更邀集當紅藝人---星光幫並施放高空煙火，機會難得，可要趁早進場喔。
還有明華園公演的活動 有浪漫的古蹟婚禮 黃包車遊街
今年還特別請到目前當紅的星光幫來助陣 讓今年的七夕 更添增一分光芒
希望屆時 有空的朋友能來大溪走走 看看 感受一下 浪漫的七夕 情人 氣氛
一起來尋覓 古鎮風華濃情蜜意
2007年『大溪文藝季』將於8/4~8/19熱鬧開鑼，除了有本鎮年度節慶「關聖帝君誕辰」
祝壽踩街活動外－今年本鎮更傾全力辦理明華園公演、古鎮風華展、古蹟婚禮體驗
黃包車老街浪漫遊等各項活動，
8/19「七夕傳情晚會」上更邀集當紅藝人---星光幫並施放高空煙火，機會難得，可要趁早進場喔。
Cook Exchanging Class
That's really a special experience for me. You all know that I'm not good at cooking, however, I tried to cook my favorite food- 鳳梨炒木耳 on that day first time and was surprised that it was almost finished. Now, I am more confident about cooking. I enjoyed tasting Indian food, French chocolate and American popcorn. I will try to do those dishes by myself...^^
2007年8月9日 星期四
How to save money?
A businessman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow$5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security forsuch a loan. So the businessman hands over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked onthe street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees toaccept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls intothe bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, thebusinessman returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to$15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, andthis transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. Whileyou were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The businessmanreplied, Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
2007年8月8日 星期三
明年有很多連假喔 ~~ 農曆過年是2/17~2/22 請個23號星期五就繼續連休星期六星期日 ~ 連休 9天！ (究感心ㄟ...) 意思就是說再請26~27號 ~就又連到228假期 ~只要請三天 !!! 就可以連休12天 ! (爽YY)
清明節 4/5~ 請一天4/6號 就連休4天 ~可以誠心祭祖 !! 端午節 6/19 從 6/16開始~請一天 6/18~連休4天 肉粽吃個粗飽 !! (爽 YYY)
中秋節 9/25 從9/22開始 ~請一天9/24~也可 連休4天 月餅吃到反胃!! (爽 YYYYYYY....)要訂飯店的快去訂~~~ 要訂機票的也快去訂 ~~
1. 228------- 2/25~2/28 ( 2/27請特休 ) ----4 天
2. 勞動節 --- 4/29~5/1 -----3 天
3. 中秋節 +國慶日 10/6~10/10( 10/9 請特休 ) -------5天
3. 中秋節 +國慶日 10/6~10/10( 10/9 請特休 ) -------5天
4. 把工作辭掉 1/1 ~12/31( 不用請特休 ) -----連休365天 ( 爽..嗚 ...)
2007年8月7日 星期二
My travel agency~~ ClubMed
Because I was alone to go to Maldives, so I tried to find the safe and free way to go there, therefore I chose ClubMed--I just need to decide the place I want to go and pay the money, and they will arrange everything for you, just like every meal in their village, lots of interesting activities, funny programs at every night, and picking you up when you arrive and seeing you off when you depart. It's really convenient for me, if I have the chance to go abroad to relax, I will choose them again!
If you want to know more details, you could refer to the website~~
http://en.clubmed.com.tw/index.php
If you want to know more details, you could refer to the website~~
http://en.clubmed.com.tw/index.php
Unforgettable trip, unfortunately accident~~
This is the airport of Maldives. It's really very small, and their facilities are worse than our domestic airport's~~ By the way, when I arrived there, it was already 1 AM, really very tired!
And the unfortunately accident happened-- I wrenched my left ankle when I went aboard the ship!!!.... Therefore I just could read books or took pictures in my long-six-day vacation in Maldives, it's really a pity!! So I hope I could come back there again and experience every activity, just like diving!
The view of Lagoon Suites of Maldives
If you go to Maldives with your lover, don't miss the chance to live in the Lagoon Suites, (of course you could do that alone^^), because it's a special and romantic experience to live above the sea! (Although the charge of it is really expensive~~) When you want to swim, just open the door and jump into the ocean, and when you just want to relax, you could stay in your room and listen to the sound of the ocean, what a convenience, right?
p.s Have you mentioned the color of the sea? Do you find that it is totally different from other regions of sea?
2007年8月6日 星期一
Do you love children? Please share your experience.
When I put my daughter's( actually she is a African girl I sponsor) photo in the the album, I found some interesting photos. One of them is the photo taken when I was pregnant. Although I was very fat at that period, my husband and most of my colleagues told me that I looked like the most happiness woman in the world. Now my sons are growing up and going to elementary school. Every time when I see the pictures and VCR I recorded when they are little I am still touched and feel happiness. I love children and I think that's why I enjoy teaching kids English in the kindergarten. How about you? Do you love kids? A girl I sponsor through World Vision
I got a mail when I came home at noon. I saw a photo of a girl I sponsor since last October inside. Is she cute? I told my sons that their have a sister in Afraic. When they saw the photo, they were confused and asked me why their sister has dark skin and looks like a boy? I reply them with a long explanetion and end the conversation with the sentence "She is really a girl who has very short hair. "Do you want to sponsor one ? Please go visit the website: http://www.worldvision.org.tw/
2007年8月4日 星期六
A Wife's Duty
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup , the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress . If you don't do the following , your husband will surely die...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant , and make sure he is in a good mood . For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores , as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse . And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim . If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" She replied, "You're going to die"!
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup , the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress . If you don't do the following , your husband will surely die...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant , and make sure he is in a good mood . For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores , as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse . And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim . If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" She replied, "You're going to die"!
The detail information of Maldives
Location
Southwest of Sri Lanka, on the equator.
Geography
1,190 coral islands, forming an archipelago of 26 major atolls. Stretches 820 kilometres north to south and 120 kilometres east to west. 202 are inhabited, 87 are exclusive resort islands.
Climate
Generally warm and humid. Sun shines all year through. Average temperature around 29 - 32 degrees Celsius.
What to wear
Dress is generally casual. T-shirts and cotton clothing are most suitable. In Male’, the capital island and other inhabited islands it is recommended that women wear modest clothing without baring too much.
Population
About 270,000 according to 1998 estimates. Origin of the Maldivians are lost in antiquity, but history reveals that the islands have been populated for over 3,000 years ago. Early settlers were travellers on the Silk Route and from the Indus Valley Civilisation. Inherently warm, friendly and hospitable by nature, it is easy to feel comfortable and relaxed with a Maldivian.
Culture
A proud history and rich culture evolved from the first settlers who were from various parts of the world travelling the seas in ancient times. The Maldives has been a melting pot of different cultures as people from different parts of the world came here and settled down. Some of the local music and dance for instance resemble African influences, with handbeating of drums and songs in a language that is not known to any but certainly represents that of East African countries. As one would expect there is a great South Asian influence in some of the music and dancing and especially in the traditional food of the Maldivians. However many of the South Asian customs especially with regard to women - for instance the Sub Continent’s tradition of secluding women from public view - are not tenets of life here. In fact women play a major role in society - not surprising considering the fact men spend the whole day out at sea fishing. Many of the traditions are strongly related to the seas and the fact that life is dependent on the seas around us.
Local Time
GMT + 5 hours
(from http://www.visitmaldives.com/Maldives/fast-facts.php)
English comunication skill class
We know many students from different countries and learn their cultures in this class. It's interesting!
An unforgettable trip~~Maldives
Sun, sand and sea, a thousand "Robinson Crusoe" islands, massive lagoons with different depths and infinite shades of blue and turquoise, dazzling underwater coral gardens; a perfect natural combination for the ideal tropical holiday destination. However there is more to the Maldives than just that. ABC's Robin Roberts Has Breast Surgery
Good Morning America" anchor Robin Roberts had "very successful" surgery for breast cancer Friday and has left the hospital for home, ABC said.
Roberts, 46, revealed her diagnosis to viewers Tuesday. She said doctors believed they had caught the cancer early.
"The tests following her surgery take some time to process, so when we have more information we will update you," said ABC News spokeswoman Bridgette Maney. "Thank you for your thoughts and prayers for Robin."
Roberts' mother and sisters traveled from the Mississippi Gulf Coast and New Orleans to be with her for the surgery. The former college basketball star and sportscaster grew up in Pass Christian, Miss.
The family has asked Roberts' friends and the public to respect her need for a private, quiet recovery time.
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"I'm blessed with the medical care I am getting," Roberts told the Sun Herald newspaper of Mississippi this week.
"I work for a company that says 'Just whatever you need,' and I'm grateful. But that just is not the way it is for everyone. It shouldn't be a privilege I have; it should be everyone's right."
In mid-July, before she knew she had cancer, Roberts agreed to be keynote speaker at an Aug. 29 Pink Heart fundraiser in Biloxi, Miss. Roberts, who has been actively helping with Hurricane Katrina recovery efforts, had planned to be on the coast that day for the "GMA" broadcast of the hurricane's second anniversary.
The nonprofit Pink Heart Fund was conceived when JoAn Niceley, a hair stylist and cancer survivor, realized that cancer patients who had already lost much because of Katrina were having difficulty getting wigs and breast prostheses.
Roberts has said she will still be the Pink Heart keynoter.
She has been an anchor at "GMA" since 2005.
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ABC is owned by The Walt Disney Co.
Roberts, 46, revealed her diagnosis to viewers Tuesday. She said doctors believed they had caught the cancer early.
"The tests following her surgery take some time to process, so when we have more information we will update you," said ABC News spokeswoman Bridgette Maney. "Thank you for your thoughts and prayers for Robin."
Roberts' mother and sisters traveled from the Mississippi Gulf Coast and New Orleans to be with her for the surgery. The former college basketball star and sportscaster grew up in Pass Christian, Miss.
The family has asked Roberts' friends and the public to respect her need for a private, quiet recovery time.
ADVERTISEMENT
"I'm blessed with the medical care I am getting," Roberts told the Sun Herald newspaper of Mississippi this week.
"I work for a company that says 'Just whatever you need,' and I'm grateful. But that just is not the way it is for everyone. It shouldn't be a privilege I have; it should be everyone's right."
In mid-July, before she knew she had cancer, Roberts agreed to be keynote speaker at an Aug. 29 Pink Heart fundraiser in Biloxi, Miss. Roberts, who has been actively helping with Hurricane Katrina recovery efforts, had planned to be on the coast that day for the "GMA" broadcast of the hurricane's second anniversary.
The nonprofit Pink Heart Fund was conceived when JoAn Niceley, a hair stylist and cancer survivor, realized that cancer patients who had already lost much because of Katrina were having difficulty getting wigs and breast prostheses.
Roberts has said she will still be the Pink Heart keynoter.
She has been an anchor at "GMA" since 2005.
___
ABC is owned by The Walt Disney Co.
'Bourne' a thrill-a-minute powerhouse
Review: 'Bourne' a thrill-a-minute powerhouse
By Tom Charity
Special to CNN
(CNN) -- It's not easy, being Bourne again. It means a lot of miles, a lot of challenges, and all for uncertain ends. And you never know what you'll have to explain: "My fight is not with you," Matt Damon's amnesiac rogue CIA agent, evading capture in Moscow, says to a local cop in Russian before beating a nonviolent retreat.
Matt Damon's Jason Bourne remains on the run in "The Bourne Ultimatum."
1 of 2 Thus begins "The Bourne Ultimatum," the series' third and final installment.
Despite a marked limp in this early running, Bourne remains on the run, globe-hopping to Paris, London, Madrid, Tangiers and finally home to New York.
He's also getting closer to connecting the dots and discovering his true identity. But it's not just the "who" that drives him, it's also the "why": why was he brainwashed into an implacable, impervious -- and it seems, just about impregnable -- killing machine?
The Bourne series gets a lot of credit for a supposedly more hard-nosed, contemporary take on espionage than other spy movies we could mention. This is largely a function of style. Bourne travels light and adopts a pragmatic, hands-on approach to problem solving. He has no truck with the CGI that's got the better of "Die Hard" cop John McClane.
But when the bullets fly he's as Teflon as the next superagent. One minute he's floored by a bomb blast, the next he's sprinting across rooftops like he's trying out for a triathlon. He's one-man surge.
This being a Paul Greengrass movie -- he directed "The Bourne Supremacy" and "United 93" -- the shock absorbers are off, the framing is epileptic and it's a rare shot that lasts more than a millisecond. The effect is purposely disorienting, but even in the midst of this breathless visual bombardment Greengrass, his cinematographer Oliver Wood and editor Christopher Rouse have a knack for homing in on the vital dynamic element in the frame, even if we're only able to process the information a beat or two later, when that blurry gun, or book, or voice recorder comes in to play.
Indeed, the action pounds so thick and fast, it's a relief when hard-working composer John Powell grants us a brief reprieve for a brutal hand-to-hand scrap scored only to thumps, bumps and grunts.
Still, much to Greengrass and Co.'s credit, they want to get to the "why," too. It takes awhile: that's not a question CIA headquarters is ready to address, and certainly not in public. CIA deputy director Noah Vosen (David Strathairn) is aghast when the agency picks up a British journalist's reference to the top-secret codename "Blackbriar" in a cell phone conversation with his editor. (Forget the Patriot Act; these guys are eavesdropping across the Atlantic now.)
In the first of the film's dizzyingly orchestrated cat-and-mouse sequences, Bourne steals the reporter out from under a thousand virtual Agency eyes and ears in London's Waterloo Station. (Tip for the terrorists: to avoid detection, when all else fails, tie your shoelaces.) The hack doesn't make it, but Bourne is nothing if not elusive, and it's on to the next stage in his whirlwind European tour. Along the way, he has a suspiciously serendipitous encounter with old acquaintance Nicky Parsons (Julia Stiles), before executing another adept variation on an escapist theme.
Bourne -- or whatever his name really is -- is such a resourceful and reckless agent of chaos, we thrill to him despite the fact that he's officially a non-entity. Matt Damon makes enough of his scarce, terse exchanges with Nicky and Pamela Landy (Joan Allen) to suggest remorse spurs him more than revenge.
Landy in particular comes to figure as a mother-confessor. She's the only one who understands Bourne's true nature: blowback.
Which turns "The Bourne Ultimatum" into a thinking-man's action film. Reflecting a growing apprehension that counterintelligence agencies have overstepped legal and ethical boundaries, "The Bourne Ultimatum" smartly affects kick-ass with a conscience by implying we've become our own worst enemy. Who knew guilt could be such a trip?
"The Bourne Ultimatum" runs 111 minutes and is rated PG-13. For Entertainment Weekly's take, click here. E-mail to a friend
All About David Strathairn • Paul Greengrass • Matt Damon
By Tom Charity
Special to CNN
(CNN) -- It's not easy, being Bourne again. It means a lot of miles, a lot of challenges, and all for uncertain ends. And you never know what you'll have to explain: "My fight is not with you," Matt Damon's amnesiac rogue CIA agent, evading capture in Moscow, says to a local cop in Russian before beating a nonviolent retreat.
Matt Damon's Jason Bourne remains on the run in "The Bourne Ultimatum."
1 of 2 Thus begins "The Bourne Ultimatum," the series' third and final installment.
Despite a marked limp in this early running, Bourne remains on the run, globe-hopping to Paris, London, Madrid, Tangiers and finally home to New York.
He's also getting closer to connecting the dots and discovering his true identity. But it's not just the "who" that drives him, it's also the "why": why was he brainwashed into an implacable, impervious -- and it seems, just about impregnable -- killing machine?
The Bourne series gets a lot of credit for a supposedly more hard-nosed, contemporary take on espionage than other spy movies we could mention. This is largely a function of style. Bourne travels light and adopts a pragmatic, hands-on approach to problem solving. He has no truck with the CGI that's got the better of "Die Hard" cop John McClane.
But when the bullets fly he's as Teflon as the next superagent. One minute he's floored by a bomb blast, the next he's sprinting across rooftops like he's trying out for a triathlon. He's one-man surge.
This being a Paul Greengrass movie -- he directed "The Bourne Supremacy" and "United 93" -- the shock absorbers are off, the framing is epileptic and it's a rare shot that lasts more than a millisecond. The effect is purposely disorienting, but even in the midst of this breathless visual bombardment Greengrass, his cinematographer Oliver Wood and editor Christopher Rouse have a knack for homing in on the vital dynamic element in the frame, even if we're only able to process the information a beat or two later, when that blurry gun, or book, or voice recorder comes in to play.
Indeed, the action pounds so thick and fast, it's a relief when hard-working composer John Powell grants us a brief reprieve for a brutal hand-to-hand scrap scored only to thumps, bumps and grunts.
Still, much to Greengrass and Co.'s credit, they want to get to the "why," too. It takes awhile: that's not a question CIA headquarters is ready to address, and certainly not in public. CIA deputy director Noah Vosen (David Strathairn) is aghast when the agency picks up a British journalist's reference to the top-secret codename "Blackbriar" in a cell phone conversation with his editor. (Forget the Patriot Act; these guys are eavesdropping across the Atlantic now.)
In the first of the film's dizzyingly orchestrated cat-and-mouse sequences, Bourne steals the reporter out from under a thousand virtual Agency eyes and ears in London's Waterloo Station. (Tip for the terrorists: to avoid detection, when all else fails, tie your shoelaces.) The hack doesn't make it, but Bourne is nothing if not elusive, and it's on to the next stage in his whirlwind European tour. Along the way, he has a suspiciously serendipitous encounter with old acquaintance Nicky Parsons (Julia Stiles), before executing another adept variation on an escapist theme.
Bourne -- or whatever his name really is -- is such a resourceful and reckless agent of chaos, we thrill to him despite the fact that he's officially a non-entity. Matt Damon makes enough of his scarce, terse exchanges with Nicky and Pamela Landy (Joan Allen) to suggest remorse spurs him more than revenge.
Landy in particular comes to figure as a mother-confessor. She's the only one who understands Bourne's true nature: blowback.
Which turns "The Bourne Ultimatum" into a thinking-man's action film. Reflecting a growing apprehension that counterintelligence agencies have overstepped legal and ethical boundaries, "The Bourne Ultimatum" smartly affects kick-ass with a conscience by implying we've become our own worst enemy. Who knew guilt could be such a trip?
"The Bourne Ultimatum" runs 111 minutes and is rated PG-13. For Entertainment Weekly's take, click here. E-mail to a friend
All About David Strathairn • Paul Greengrass • Matt Damon
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